Used back in the late 90's early 2000's as a hip way to say Fuck off
Used to tell someone to get off their ass; telling them to go outside. Used especially on the internet, implying that the person is spending excessive time on screens.
Man1: I have 2,000 Hours on Minecraft!
Man2: Touch grass dumbass
Feel a girl downstairs. If there is grass, Plat ball.
Guy1:I want to fuck Stacy but she seems kinda young.
Guy2 reply: you need to go touch grass.
A phrase used by Angry Teenagers during frustating moments while playing Fortnite.
This phrase is used as a slur against Fortnite players.
Touch grass you're so dogwater!
A phrase you would say to somebody who has lost touch with reality
Person A: "Bro, look at this picture of Nick Wilde. I'd let him hit any day
Person B: "Touch grass man, god why are you like this."
1. Slang; To go outdoors and usually literally touch grass.
Go touch grass, you’ve been stuck on that computer for 3 months now!