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The implicit knowledge that being thin is an extraordinary advantage and would result in major positive consequences, and yet choosing to ignore this fact due to ones inability to stop eating high calorie foods (such as Kit Kats).
"If he/she lost some weight, they really wouldn't be bad looking."
"What can you say, Kit Kat theory at work"
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Also referred to as non-linear development, chaos development is a concept explaining that it is possible to get random results from normal developers, and indeed situations. The main precept behind this theory is the underlying notion of small occurrences significantly affecting the outcomes of seemingly unrelated events.
"Our company uses the chaos theory of development in it's software life cycle. We believe in reinventing the wheel, because our management team is just smarter than the caveman that first invented it."
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Meant to encapsulate the cyclical process of some of the women who tend to circulate through boyfriends annually.
After being single or dating for most of the Summer. The Winter Coat Theory dictates that in the autumn season (usually around Halloween), they will pick a companion or boyfriend for the upcoming holiday events. The driving factors include to have someone to attend upcoming holiday functions (Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years); to have some one to 'snuggle' next to when people tend to stay home more often (like it is cold outside).
The term 'Winter Coat' is an allegory meant to highlight the warm gained during these colder seasons.
Even though the abbreviated courting cycle may show early signs of incompatibility. The woman would tend to stay in the relationship till the end of the 'final' major holiday event - New Years. At which time, the cycle comes to its end during the Spring season.
The allegory of the 'Winter Coat' is used again, as the warmer weather becomes prevalent - Winter Coats are shaken off and stored away for the subsequent cold weather season.
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This term was first coined in the National Scientists Organization (NSO) in 1914. The theory is that the MSG in ramen noodles will be so severe, that it will turn your skin inside out.
The popular thing among kids (and my friends) is to buy Ramen noodles. Ramen noodles are very cheap and filling but after eating so much ramen, that your skin folds inside out, thus showing your organs and outer skin.
The second process begins when Alice Cooper walks into your driveway and dropkicks your mom all over the place.
The third process is such, whenever your skin folds into one piece, and your organs explode all over your house.
This is a very serious condition, in which, many cases are documented. I hope this was a safe, and informational theory.
One such case is that of a Betty Nelson. She was sitting in her house eating ramen noodles, when out of nowhere, her skin turned inside out and Alice Cooper himself drop kicked her mom.
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The use of tattoos as an indicator of douchebaggery in men. Those with tattoos containing any color other than black have a high probability of being a douche. Those with tattoos containing only black ink are included in the douche category if any of those tattoos are in the form of an armband. Tattooless individuals are in the safe category unless those individuals can also be identified as metrosexual, which then puts them at extremely high risk for committing douchebaggery.
"Molly, you’d better steer clear of that guy. His lame ass sports logo tattoos and tribal armband put him on the high risk list as defined by the Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery, and just make him look like a tool."
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The 5-College Consortium in western Massachusetts can be represented by the members of the scooby doo gang. UMass is Scooby. Hampshire is Shaggy. Amherst is Fred, Smith is Velma. Mount Holyoke is Daphne.
We find evidence for the Scooby Doo Theory in Smith College, also known as Velma, the nerdy one.
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(n) - The theory that a word as versatile as the "f" word can be used at any point in any sentence without sacrificing grammatical soundness.
Guy One: Did you hear about Albert Einstein's new "f" word theory?
Guy Two: Oh my God yes! That man is truly brilliant, people will use "f" word theory until the end of time.
Examples (as a noun):
1. Stop being such a fucker!
2. I don't give a fuck!
Examples (as a verb):
1. Fuck my life!
2. Go fuck yourself!
Examples (as an adjective):
1. My balls fucking hurt!
2. This is such a bad fucking day!
Examples (combinations/extreme "f" word theory):
1. Fuck this fucking fucker for fucking denting the fuck out of my car.
2. Maybe if you weren't such a fucking fuck, then all the fuckers in fucking America wouldn't be so fucked right now.
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