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International Devolve Day, on the first of February, you must act like a monkey.
"Tom started acting like a monkey, little did I know it was devolve Day."
International Devolve Day - A day where you MUST act like a monkey.
A bizarre practice where by one person squirts lemon juice into the anus of another person when said person is suffering from a hangover.
I felt so hungover yesterday, I had to ask my husband to give me an internal shower.
It’s not funny, so look it up on Google.
Me (a wheelchair bound man): I’m disabled and I hate myself.
Google: You have internalized ableism.
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International Sexual Freedom Day is held upon the 21th of February, a week after Valentine's Day. During this day people celebrate their freedom to choose and define their sexualities.
Many celebrate this day with their partners however it is common for others to engage in sexual activities with those they're comfortable with. These activities can be, but are not limited to, sexual intercourse, sexting, the sending of nude imagery.
"Hi! Are you engaging with International Sexual Freedom Day? If so would you do it with me?"
October 14th was the day that the yonkou kawesi "kaidou" holland was born; his yawn had enough power to blow entire forests away,his footsteps shook and tore the foundations of the earth,one time he was caught in a black hole and he absorbed it,one time he drank the whole of Neptune and left it as dry as Nigerian water pumps because he was thirsty.
In other words
He.is.him
"Bro it's October 14th that means it's international kawesi day"
On april 28th if someone says to you give me your ps4password please you have to give them your ps4 password
Josh: Hey Ethan give me your ps4 password please.
Ethan: Why should i?
Josh: Bro its international give me your password for ps4 day.
Ethan: Oh shit yeah. Here *gives password for ps4*
Josh: Thanks now im gonna play some Call of duty black ops 3 dlc 5
Gateway International is a roadmap to your abroad dreams. One can call it a sim-sim wish opening gate or Ginni which fulfills the wish of students wishing to study abroad.
Gateway International guides students from application to VISA in such a proper way that Universities and Competitors are in shock!!
“Who will pick up the phone and call, when there is a Gateway International(helping hand) to your dream life.”