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A negative statement to describe a situation.
Girl A: "You put the Jacob fans and the Edward fans of Twilight in the same room?"
Girl B: "Yes."
Girl A: "This won't end well."
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When a woman passes solid feces and uses the "log" as a dildo.
I lost my erection so I gave her a front-end loader (in order to get it back).
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A phrase used when referring to a comment that may not be accurate.
Luis: The ride back from Wendy's was uneventful. In fact, we got back early.
Bobby Evans: Whoa, that must have been in the DVD Alternate Ending - Remember the Border Police?
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This term is commonly used for someone like a bit of dick and should really just buy a weekly.
" I can't believe you just dabbed on the bus driver, your such a Kelly Campbell-end!"
An End of the World Dump is a sudden, intense poop that strikes usually at an inconvenient time such as at work or with company. It's an uncomfortable and hefty number 2 that results in a large and explosive shit, so powerful that it feels like the end of the world.
"Jeff, where did you go? We were in the middle of dinner."
"Sorry, the curry from lunch caught up with me. I had an End of the World Dump. You might not wanna go in the bathroom for awhile."
The groups of "people" (people used in the loosest possible term) which gather on the ends of railway station platforms and vegitate (veg) all day long. They either have a compact camera, a basic video camera, or just a notebook and pen, are often virgins, and spout nothing but hypocrisy, lies, and outrageous suggestions of movements and workings on the UK railway scene. They are quite often the scum of the earth, and are avoided by most and feared by some. If you get in their way or even stand close to them, they will exercise their god given right to abuse you and issue empty threats of violence and death, because it's their territory, and all trespassers must be shot.
*Trains approaches "Here it is" *platform end veg spouts every number of every wagon/carriage in the consist over the top of everyone elses video*
"I heard that Network Rail are withdrawing the New Measurement Train and are going to start using Class 31s again with Class 67s and DVTs instead"
*Photographer stands behind veg, camera clicking away* "Oi! I was tryin'a video that! Yer want that camera smashin' in yer f*ckin face?"
One the saddest albums I have ever heard. It's a collection of albums that depict the progression of dementia. It starts out as nice, slightly distorted ballroom music. With it getting more and more distorted as the stages go on. Also used as an exuse for forgeting something.
Teacher: why is your homework late?
Student: I listened to Everywhere At The End Of Time.
Teacher: Ok fair enough...