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Jonathan

Jonathan Is the chillest guy you'll meet. He loves to have a Good time and Do random shit. HE gets Girls but he cherishes sex as something special.

Jonathan is soooo much fun.

by xfj May 29, 2022


Jonathan

The love of my life.
I hope.

Jonathan, I admire him. <3

by 𝐴 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑘 *𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓴* October 30, 2021


Jonathan

Someone who is really poor but buys expesnive bikes and crossbows.....oh and btw he lives in a tent and is a robot so bring some magnets if you ever see a Jonathan around.

Friend: Lol its Jonathan

Friend 2: i brought some magnets for robo jon

by not gay btw 31 January 4, 2021


jonathan

The name of thor's hammer according to paul rudd.

I can't believe that iron man couldn't lift jonathan!
When captain america lifted jonathan the crowd went wild.

by phoenixfire013 April 3, 2022


Jonathan

A hot sexy Mexican-Salvadoran-American with a huge penis that goes deep in ur muthers ass. Jonathan’s tend to like peng tings and will always satisfy.

Person 1: damn life sucks being single.
Person 2: Ik how you feel man I rlly wish I had a “Jonathan” inside of me right now.

by Johnny’s November 22, 2021


Jonathan

Cooler than YoYo

Jonathan is so much cooler than YoYo

by HowToJonathan October 16, 2021


Jonathan

Jonathan is awesome. He is a great friend to all the people. He is an Amazingly hot and muscular boy but does not like sports. He wears glasses, He is smart and gets an A on all the tests. He is caring and helpful. He reads loads of books. But the negative about Jonathan is that he is a big mouth but he learns his lesson really easily. If you have a Jonathan as a best friend, you are lucky

Person 1: Is that Jonathan
Person 2: Yes, he helped me get A's on my test
You should go ask him for help as well
Person 1: YES I SHOULD

by jesusber February 21, 2022