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Clash blaster mains are brainless and insufferable. They claim that their weapon takes skill even though their aim is absolute garbage. Somehow, they get atleast 15 kills a game despite their lack of situational awareness.
"Bro, this Clash Blaster Main keeps killing me every game that I join!"
Being In A Relationship But Having A Person On The Side That You Care About Deeply
I Love My Wife But My Side Main Thang Is Life
When casual mixed martial arts fans obsess over the winner of the weekend main event for days, and then nearly forget the fighter who participated exists shortly after.
i cant wait till twitter gets over their main event boner and shuts up about how great francis is.
This school is somehow better then every other university in the state and at the same time is worse then every other school in the country.
The first year I went here there was a "Party in the woods" I didn't go, but apparently the cops were going to bust the party.
The teachers are always new hires and don't know how to teach at all.
Some of them don't even teach the class and just showed slide shows, making the students have to learn the material by themselves.
Somehow 30% of people actually managed to graduate.
The most you can say is that you learned nothing from this school.
Me: Hey, guess what? I graduated!
Friend: Awesome, what school did you go to?
Me: The University of Southern Maine.
Friend: oh.... congrats?
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A person or event that is acting or becoming weird in an inappropriate setting.
Marc definitely was on board the U.S.S. Maine when he went to the networking event wearing a clown suit.
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When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually
She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties
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when you won't listen to a perfectly good song just because everyone and their grandmother and their dog and mtv plays it.
jebediah "i was going to listen to kanye west but then i realised how gay he is."
sally "you're just anti main stream you ass pirate."
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