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Clash blaster mains are brainless and insufferable. They claim that their weapon takes skill even though their aim is absolute garbage. Somehow, they get atleast 15 kills a game despite their lack of situational awareness.
"Bro, this Clash Blaster Main keeps killing me every game that I join!"
A school with wannabe gangbangers. Principal is gay🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈🏳️ 🌈 everybody try’s act ghetto. Security is on your ass no matter what. Deans suck fuck that fatass mr bender and fuck that whore Ms diaz.
“What school do you go to?” “maine east highschool”
This school is somehow better then every other university in the state and at the same time is worse then every other school in the country.
The first year I went here there was a "Party in the woods" I didn't go, but apparently the cops were going to bust the party.
The teachers are always new hires and don't know how to teach at all.
Some of them don't even teach the class and just showed slide shows, making the students have to learn the material by themselves.
Somehow 30% of people actually managed to graduate.
The most you can say is that you learned nothing from this school.
Me: Hey, guess what? I graduated!
Friend: Awesome, what school did you go to?
Me: The University of Southern Maine.
Friend: oh.... congrats?
A person or event that is acting or becoming weird in an inappropriate setting.
Marc definitely was on board the U.S.S. Maine when he went to the networking event wearing a clown suit.
When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually
She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties
when you won't listen to a perfectly good song just because everyone and their grandmother and their dog and mtv plays it.
jebediah "i was going to listen to kanye west but then i realised how gay he is."
sally "you're just anti main stream you ass pirate."
Brain awakening; the act of leaving the unconcious world in your mind when the teacher calls on you, knowing you're not listening, asks the question, "What was the theme of this story?" - or at least you wished you could turn on that "main screen" of yours.
"Main screen engage! ...Please?"