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Common disgusted refrain two years in.
Jumped out of the Town Car and tripped onto the red carpet, bulbs flashing, "Leo! Leo!"--sheeeit, forgot my mask! I'll look like a tool in Star. Third time today. All that primo Jack Herer weed doesn't help.
"We need snow bomb provisions," Tron nagged me. But I had to drive home without the requested t.p., soy milk, Heineken Zero or Gerber peas, and got seriously spanked. Sheeeit, forgot my mask! Again!
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you first need to find a bunch of pupes.then a wiling parter (your wasted friend). a person who need to take a shit and a piss. first you take some shit(human or dog)and rub it on thier chin then get a cup of warm piss and glaze it on their face.then get get the hair and put it on thier chin with the shit and pis to make it stick.
binladin face mask if you want to realy top it off with some skeet on thier chin
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When you space out your mask and make a lame effort to comply with pandemic protocols by pulling your T-shirt halfway up over your face, in the style of Mort in the Bazooka Joe comics.
Lookit this tool, tryin' to pass himself off with a t-shirt mask-querade.
Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.
That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!
A business suit. Doesn't have to be inhabited by any particular race or gender.
I wore the White Man's Ski-Mask to the meeting and closed the deal on those twits.
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When a gentleman places his scrotum over his lovers eyes and then farts. this can be done in two different directions, with the fart being directed to his partners eyes or mouth.
guy#1-I gave my girlfriend a new jersey gas mask the other day and she puked all over my asshole!
guy#2- RIGHT ON!!!
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When you're wearing a kilt and squat over someone's face, with your balls near their mouth, and then fart.
It's bad enough you tackled him, worse that you did it while wearing a kilt, but did you really need to give him the Earl's Delightful Tea Mask?
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Person 1: Who is ski mask the slump god?
Person 2: A god.. tf
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