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Mason is a term for whenever you wanna confuse someone, so call them Mason, as they will be extremely confused since their name will most likely NOT be Mason.
"Okay Mason"
"But my name isn't Mason"
"It is now."
The coolest guy on planet earth is super funny and likeable. Likes to play video games and play sports and have fun.
Friends 1: OMG he's so hot I cant stopppp
Friend 2: OMG, it is another Mason??
Friend 1: YES, How did you know.
I have feelings for him but will never tell him. I could have but I didn’t. I was scared, i still am. Very big heart, very attractive, kinda perfect in all aspects. Deserves a good girl that will reciprocate his compassion and love. Wish i could give that to him but that’s ok
Mason is a fat cunt that doesn’t shower and is too lazy to do his theory and driving test, let alone get the bus. He tries to tap lifts off his mates then lies about washing himself after being told. His breath fucking stinks of pure shit and in general is just hard to be around.
His laugh sounds like my mums Henry hoover starting up on a Sunday
His nails are full of rotten food from weeks before
Person 1 “do you know Mason?”
Person 2 “yeah mate he’s the reason I rush in Halfords so I don’t have to smell utter smeg”