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a bong made from a bucker covered in saran wrap and tubes poked in it.
dude we had eight people hooked on the mega bong last night
A bird that is mistakenly taken for a caterpillar or worm
Him: wow! What kind of caterpillar is that?
Her: it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000
It’s a rare green bird also mistakenly taken as a caterpillar or worm.
Wow what kind of caterpillar is it?
Oh it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000
A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
I term describing one's extreme laughter.
Boy 1: "Haha, he just fell off his chair!"
Boy 2: "Hahaha! Mega laughage!"
1.A Man Of Uber Blackness.
2.The Blackest of Negroes but usually acts as they are white instead of black trash.
3.Has the Largest of Black Cocks.
Jenny: Look at that Mega Black Man over there.
Sandra: Oh, I didn't even See Him.
Jenny: Yeah, because he's mega black you klutz.
Sandra: Oh my, i think i see what you are talking about...
A mixed mega sour is a "sweet" that is VERY sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeballs. It is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. The following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.
My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.
Guy number 1: Holy SHIT. That sweet was DISGUSTING. 'mixed mega sours' Very, very accurate description. Mixed into a pile of shit and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel's piss.
Guy number 2: I don't see the problem
Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah