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Australian Labor or Cross-bench politician who likes to hang out at a seedy motel and ply their craft at Midnight to journalists for a mention of their name on their blog or newspaper column.
"He, like the girls, seems to be reading this blog and paying midnight heed."
The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.
Oh you look terrible
Yeah, I couldn’t sleep and had a midnight crisis last night
When you awaken to your girl wearing a clown mask and banging you from behind with a strap-on.
I'm scared of clowns now...I woke up the other night to a Midnight Dirty Ron!
Dodgy character after a few beverages.
Make sure you watch out for Derick…he’s a bit of a midnight juggler.
adj., when one has a deep, mind-boggling, innovative, and/or philosophical revelation in the middle of the night (usually when trying to get to sleep). Most people will either
a) have to document it somehow before being able to sleep
b) think about it till they bore themselves to sleep
or c) find themselves unable to remember it in the morning, much like a dream.
*Billy goes downstairs and begins blogging*
Mom: Billy! It's 2 in the morning, what are you doing on that computer?!"
Billy: "Hold on mom, I'm having midnight insight!"
Wings that happen at midnight,
The best kind of wings
The juicest wings
The saucy kind
Yo mulfy, shall we get those midnight wings.
The dark, damp, old penny tasting lady part that seems to not have been washed for days.
"I went to go down on Sue, but man she has such a bad case on Midnight Labia....it was like a mouthful of hot wet old pennies!"