When you see a lady you’d give up everything for, so you would put ranch on their toes after a 9 hour shift and suck it off.
“Fuck that’s a ranch mommy”
“This club is filled with ranch mommies”
Describes the observation of a particularly distinguishable woman among all others working her 8 to 9 hour shift, making you want to lather her feet in ranch dipping sauce and suck each individual toe: sweaty and nasty.
“Gahhdamn! That is a ranch mommy.. I am extremely bricked..”
“That girl’s got the gyatt! She’s gonna be my ranch mommy tonight!”
used when your calling or telling a girl they got motion meaning they got hoes
An adorable stuffed blue dog with three white spots, over her eye, butt, and tail.
"Yo bro can I play with Mommy Doggy?"
"No."
SHES SO SWAG BUT SHE ALWAYS GROUNDS ME FROM WATCGING MCYT 😡😡
river/mommy is tall
When a Friend has an attractive and/or cute mother or extremely old sister.
Bro, Mikes mom is a real 20 nugget mommy.
The Mommy of all. Gaia is a Goddess and she also is very protective. She will be there for you when you're going through a bad time, even if she is as well.
Everyone refers to her as "Mommy Gaia".
"Hey, Jimmy. Did you see Mommy Gaia over there?"
"Yea, why?"
"She is my mommy."