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Fecal Monster. Like the Cookie Monster, only with more Nutty bits.
"Get your head out of that toilet bowl you fecal monster, and give me a bit of rim jaw instead "
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What every man with a monster cock needs to be fully sexually compatible with a woman.
A monster pussy is a large vagina, large enough that it can accommodate a complimentary monster cock, both in length and circumference of the “love canal” It typically has fat, juicy pussy lips and has large internal musculature and thick walls, making it easily capable of flexing and “sucking” the penis inside of it (think boa constrictor!)
Size ranges are at a minimum 10+ inches in depth when fully wet and capable of stretching to 7+ inches in circumference with extensive foreplay and intercourse.
Man: “I’ve been incompatible with every woman I’ve ever been with because of my monster cock.”
Woman: “What are you waiting for? Fuck my monster pussy!”
Man: *inserts monster cock* “Ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh, ooo ahh ooo ahh ahh...”
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Refers to a pregnant woman's stomach in general or sometimes when the baby is being fussy.
"I can't wait until my belly monster is born!"
"My little belly monster must be hungry; he won't stop kicking."
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A female who goes around toungue kissing anyone and everyone they come into contact with.
Pash Monsters usually are found at house parties
Hey dude watch out for that Pash Monster, shes a freak
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Used to describe brutes who don't brush their teef.
Get yer halitosis out of my grill u breath monster
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A massive beast! Just like in the movie, swallowing men whole out of anger and pure fat rage! You can also scream for this form of fat person; " The white whale has surfaced!"
Watch out for Monster House! She'll gobble you up!
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Monster Strike is a Japanese mobile game that is very fun.
Use Monster Strike when talking about Monsters and baseball strikes.
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