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Someone who is always confused about their gender has no life and probably has that one thing you swore that you had just seen on the table.
God damnit Morgan Barry!
layla morgan means 'one of molly fordham’s favourite people’
The biggest asshole ive ever met. he will seem to be your friend at first, but turns like 30 people against you.
"Milo Morgan is such a dick"
A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.
Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
When your having sexual intercourse with a female in reverse cowgirl n notice her arse is caked in poo
This girl was riding me last night and had a heavy Morgan pooper