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When a girls lips and mouth resemble that of her Vagina.
Guys only like you because you got a pale mouth.
To perform oral sex on someone; giving a blowjob.
Dude, you should have seen her smashing mouth the other night.
Mmmind if I smash mouth?
The morning after a big sesh and your mouth feels like one big blister when you try to eat :(
Bro the sesh mouth is hitting hard this morning couldn't even manage a bite
wanting something really bad
unironically one of the best feelings in the world
Person 1: I wanna get good at fencing. I'm gonna start lifting every day from 6-7AM, practice every night from 6-9PM, go to every competition in the region, eat 4 meals a day, take shots of protein powder, juice up on creatine . . . *unintelligible rambling*
Person 2: Do you want a napkin?
Person 1: Why would I need a napkin?
Person 2: Cuz u are visibly foaming at the mouth
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When you fart it's ripping ass, so when you burp it's ripping mouth. (Rip Mouth) (you're welcome people). -- M. Hensley
Real life : why must you rip Mouth.
A polite, comedic term for oral sex. Can be said in public and around children. Also great when asking a new fuck buddy if they perform blow jobs.
Jack: Hey baby, any chance of a mouth cuddle?
Jill: LOL! Of course babe!
A God-awful breath smell brought on by eating copious amounts of the delicious yet deadly garlic sauce.
Only known cure is to sprinkle salt around your mouth and whisper an incantation.
His Zankou mouth was so bad it was basically an STD.