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Furry Pickle

Imagine giving a bj to someones dog and then feeling a pickle not a dick and you continue to suck and blow and you like the dill flavour. Now imagine doing that to a cat but it's way too small so you destroy its ass. We all know that one guy that fucked your childhood animal and now you have a person for a three sum.

BIG Bertha:I saw Trist yesterday
Tommy:I'm straight but DAMNNN
BIG Bertha:I gave him a furry pickle
Tommy:SAME!

by Big Berthy Cock MAN May 5, 2023


Furry Corndog

The act of supergluing pubes to the shaft of a penis.

My wife wanted to try something new, so I offered her a furry corndog.

by Blumpkinader December 8, 2022


Furry slinky

A ferret :)

Look at my furry slinky

by Ferret cult February 16, 2021


Salt Furry

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Salt Furry is 2 years old
Salt Furry has the biggest gang

no

by Salt Furry November 9, 2020


Neo furry

Neo, the kid in bangkok prep is widely known to be a furry and does not admit to it. This leads to the joke that is a furry and without a comeback, he spontaneously spams chilli fries.

Guy one: Neo is a furry
Guy two: No shit he's a furry
Neo furry: im not a furry
Guy one and 2: ahh shit, here we go again

by Straw man April 28, 2023


Furry fish

When each bodily hole is blocked so that not air may enter a bike pump is readily inserted into the recital cavity amongst all of the asshole hair (giving its name furry fish). When the air is pumped into the body the pressure within increases exponentially causing the internal temperature and pressure to increase creating a plasmolyzed environment in which nuclear fusion can occur. Thus creating an internal energy generator.

Earth is running out of energy quick, perhaps a furry fish may solve the problem

by Jack McCarthdog June 5, 2019


furry isis

furry =subculture interested in anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics
isis= a militant Islamic fundamentalist group active particularly in Syria and Iraq.
furry isis= a militiant Islamic fundamentalist group that is intrested in anthropomorphic animal characters

he is a furry isis

by viirgintoaad November 16, 2020