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(noun) a thing that people can put on someone of their choice. A girl who is sitting on a guy could be considered putting her slut on him.
I saw Jennifer sitting on Nick, so I said, "Get your slut off Nick."
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"You're in some deep shit now."
"Oh yeah? Well, your choad was in some deep shit last night. Oh snap!"
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To have something raw and straight to yourself.
Billy! You better drink that bottle to your face!
I just smoked 10 grams to my face!
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sometimes a hilarious and/or stupid comeback with no known comeback. added when youre being hit with good insults.
shmo-ur really ugly and stupid
shmo-hey what r u lookin at?
jo-YOUR FACE!!!!!! HAHAHA!! *runs off screaming*
#2
fred- yo! did you see that ugly guy today?
bob-yup
fred- oh yea? what did it look like?
bob-YOUR FACE! hahahaha!!!!
fred-ummm, no your face
bob- *already walking away* sure, dude the moments gone
#3
sally- *running away crying*
jeff- what you do to her man?
mike-uh, she saw YOUR FACE!!!!!! hahaha!!!
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an inferior synonym to your mom
used as an immature, irritating comeback to anything said or asked (and is slightly less offensive to your mother)
Mom: Take the trash out.
Me: Take your face out.
Dad: How ws your day?
Me: Your face!
Sara: I got the new Kagrra Album, nya nya!
Me: YOUR FACE, BITCH!
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: Where's your face?!
Kid: You're stupid.
Me: Your FACE is stupid! Ohhh! PWND!
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when someone is so dismissive of, and unapologetic for, a mistake they've made that someone else needs to dismissively not apologize for them in order to point out their incredible lack of consideration for the world.
alan: dude, you just spilt your pabst blue ribbon all over my laptop and ruined it.
justin: oh, did i?
alan: yea dude. your bad.
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