customer number 9

Customer Number 9 is a term used to hide the real identity of a Very Important Customer. Used generally in sleazy places, i.e. beer houses, sex dens, etc.

Waiter 1: Mr. Cole requests for another round of tequila.
Waiter 2: You mean "customer number 9" is requesting for another round of tequila?
Waiter 3: Sorry, "customer number 9" it is.

The number one sluggard

It is sussy. He is the laziest human alive. He rolls around his house eating pizzas like the boulder he is. Amoung us. He LOVES the bount. AND he knows how to nare.

Sussy is the number one sluggard

taking a number 4

Jacking off while taking a shit

Yo i just caught Justin taking a number 4

step number 2

In South Park the TV show, Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman found a place underground where gnomes work constantly; step number one is to steal underwear, step three is to take over the world and no one knows what step two is.

Stan:"So what do you do?"
Gnome:"Step one, steal underpants. Step three take over the world!!"
Stan:"So what is step number 2?"
Gnome 1 :*pauses*"um, hey guys what's step two?"
Gnome 2 :*shruggs* "I don't know."

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engine number 9

Totally amazing song by the Deftones which you listen to if some chav is pissing you off or you wanna drown out whiney emo kids

'Hey, engine number 9 is quality, and some kid listening to taking back sunday just walked by, turn up the Deftones'

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number two

number two is a stupid cock fag jacob

max bevis is jacob number two

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taking a number 3

A causal way of explaining what you are were doing to your self after being caught masturbating.

Son you just walked in on your old man taking a number 3, it's perfectly natural.

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