River Office

Corporate department with little to no regard for the well-being of their employees, who come and go quickly because of this. It stops being considered a River Office as soon as an employee lasts for longer than 1 month working there.

Tyrone: Damn, every time i go to Gamestop©️ they have an entirely new roster of employees

Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office

Drop a load off at the post office

Take a dump

I’ll be right back. I gotta drop a load off at the post office.

Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet

Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet Is a Game Warden

Game Warden Wildlife Conservation Officer Cadet is a from the Department of the Natural Resources from the Blue Heron Learning Center A.K.A Blue Heron Nature Center/Keep Jasper County Beautiful B.K.A Jasper Conservation District

Senior officer

What both officers in the Minneapolis area killings were, they weren't new guys.

It doesn't seem to be any coincidence that both officers getting nailed to a cross, as some would call it, are senior officers and not newcomers.

Senior officer

Someone that doesn't get to where they are by mistake, or on accident.

Someone who makes a lot of mistakes or accidents on the job usually doesn't keep their job too long, so a senior officer without a history of making mistakes or doing things on accident wouldn't shoot somebody on accident either.

Senior officer

Someone who, unless they're an imbecile, knows from experience where their taser is and where their gun is.

He wasn't shot by the new guy on his first day of police work, he was shot by a senior officer.

Head Office

A slang word for someone's partner.

I don't want the Head Office to know how many Tenders, Gizas and GEs I have they will go bonkers!
I want to buy another one, but the Head Office checks my bank account.
"Something something no more something something jpegs" shouted the Head Office