old hen

a fake swear word used by by dutch people from the Christian reformed church. noted in and around mid Michigan, Grand Rapids, Houghton lake, Lake city, Falmouth, roscommon missaukee county's area.

1.the cows have gotten out again old hen
2. old hen i have lost my wallet
3. old hen i am late for Church again

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luda old

Comes from high school students at the J Graham Brown school in Louisville Kentucky. When something is extremely old (as old as the math teacher luda) you insert.

Its my grandmothers birthday, shes almost Luda old.

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old heater

a bleached blonde wrinkled skin woman, who's spent too much time in the tanning beds, shows the effects of years of smoking cigarettes and has experimented with way too many drugs. She is well past her prime, but still trying to fit into the younger scene.

That old heater walking outside of Clermont Lounge said her pussy was out of order, but she'd give some damn good firehead.

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old reliable

1)That one boy/girl you can always call when you're in the mood for sex.

2)The same old tactic that's been serving a sports team well.

3)That one show which always ranks high on the seasonal Nielsen rankings.

1) Person A: Damn, being single is a bitch. It's been too long ago since I got laid....your single too, how do you cope?

Person B: Ha, well I don't have problems in that department! I can always depend on my old reliable in such situations.

2) The Hack-A-Shaq: probably the most used tactic against Shaquille O'Neal, though it's still quite useful after all these years.

3) ER for NBC(well they used to be), 60 Minutes for CBS, Dancing with the Stars for ABC.....all shows who'll surely draw millions of viewers every year.

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Old Fashion

An unlubricated and painful handjob, usually performed instead of sexual intercourse, much to the dismay of the male involved.

Bro, I thought I had it in the bag with Michelle last night, but she just gave me an Old Fashion. This morning was the most painful morning of my life.

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old coldplay

A word that butt hurt emotional music fans use when Coldplay don't bring out an album like Parachutes #2 or a song like The scientist part 2. Then they will constantly comment on their music videos saying how much they miss old Coldplay and how much they change and then they will analyse their new music to the bone.

"Hey, did you hear Coldplay's new song"

"Yes, i don't like it, too happy, too EDM, i miss "old Coldplay"

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old gen

A person that lives by the old meanings and ways of life. An old soul. Chilvery.

That man is old gen. He still reads a newspaper.

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