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Telling your coach you got that son of a bitch
Tommy - " That was easy"
Ken - " Your mom was easy"
Ken- "Got him coach"
Used to describe men who have had a very colorful and chequered sexual past but have already reached their sexual peak.
It's acknowledges their previous sexual character whilst simultaneously implying that it's over.
Jim: I am good friends with Greg but I am worried about leaving him alone with my girlfriend, he's a playa.
Chris: Don't worry, Greg used to be a playa, now he's him-a-laya.
Yeah, I saw the T-shirts by the way. And you spelled my name wrong.... But, yeah do that. Do that immediately Kristen Stewart.
Hym "But it doesn't make any sense. If it's FOR lesbians... Lesbians aren't attracted to men. Like shouldn't she be wearing, like, some flannel or something? Maybe like a bowling T-shirt or something? It's incoherent. I mean if it's FOR ME then, yeah, I'm into it. I would fuck her all up in a men's locker room. Oh! Yeah, I saw the 'Fuck Him' T-Shirts. You spelled the name wrong. You know whay it's spelled with a 'Y' right?"
bribing someone $20 for something fucking stupid
Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass
if a guy did you wrong, you do him worse. basically pulled a him on him is treating him exactly how he treated you
pulled a him on him now he swear he can’t stand bitches
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