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man has intercourse with woman in the front while another man has intercouse with the same woman in the rear
Hey Matt want to do the dick-5 with me and Kim Kardashian?
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Rule 5 states that mmateri is always wrong. Any argument you have with him will end in him being wrong. mmateri being the village idiot on thisaintnews.com, has been proven wrong in every argument he's been in, especially when he uses his "facts"."
matteri: Canada has the biggest army in the world.
Anyone with sense: I'll just skip the 2 hours of proving you wrong and call Rule 5 early.
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People born on this day have massive penises. Just no questions asked.
gf: holy shit ur dick it so big u were probably born on September 5
guy born on september 5: how did you know?
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1. A fist that someone uses to fight another person.
2. Scott when he's pissed.
3. A threat word.
4. Something that you give to someone to show 'em who's boss.
Yo fool you best shut up or I'll give some a my 5-Piece!
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These are cops. If you hear someone screaming "Oh shii, it's the 5-O", get your ass up and moving nigga!!
My homiefriend: shii, its the 5-O..
Me: oh snap, kill the jointweed!!
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If you were born in this date you are a truly talented genius but you can't keep your dick in your pants.
Tim: ur an april 5th aren't you?
Fred: bruh I'm not that much of a clever horny guy am I?
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A term used to describe someone who is comming down from the effects of XTC. Comes from E being the fifth letter of the alphebet.
Dude, did you see Sarah this morning? She was 5 Fryd...
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