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puppy dog crush

An innocent, one sided infatuation.

I had a puppy dog crush on my kindergarten teacher.

by NeptunePA March 15, 2007

37πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Centrifugal Bumble-Puppy

An advanced, consumerist form of tetherball played by the children in Aldous Huxley's novel, Brave New World.

You can't play Electro-magnetic Golf according to the rules of Centrifugal Bumble-puppy.

The Director and his students stood for a short time watching a game of Centrifugal
Bumble-puppy. Twenty children were grouped in a circle round a chrome steel tower.
A ball thrown up so as to land on the platform at the top of the tower rolled down
into the interior, fell on a rapidly revolving disk, was hurled through one or other of
the numerous apertures pierced in the cylindrical casing, and had to be caught.

by ikemen boogie August 10, 2009

181πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


Don't shoot the puppy

probably one of the best/worst time waster games ever made. involves a puppy a cannon and maybe the occasional red ball.

Man, I was playing don't shoot the puppy the other day and I about crapped myself it was so fun.

Ever heard of don't shoot the puppy? no? Good, let's keep it that way...

by jolly saint hick January 30, 2009

18πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


kicked your puppy

someone having the appearance of just receiving very bad news or suffering a horrible disappointment.

Hey man, you alright? You look like someone just kicked your puppy.

by TheDarkHarlequin May 28, 2007

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Puppies and Kittens

"Zombies" all over the place or next to us.
It can also mean other things as
Raining kittens and puppies would mean raining lightly.
when a dude cums on a girl's face

Puppies and kittens means "Zombies"/"Zombie"

by AMZPatrickALH January 22, 2017

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Butt puppy

When a barking noise comes from your butt. Sounds like a puppy is inside your butt barking. A loud fart. Toot.

Wow I just made a butt puppy. God that butt puppy smells!! Ewe that butt puppy was loud!!

by MeliJ August 7, 2016

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Skin Puppy

An alternate reference for an uncircumcised penis.

Jacob whispered poetic nothings into his teacher’s ear, while she carefully guided his skin puppy into her eagerly awaiting orange juice

by BlackMambaZa December 24, 2021

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž