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Furry Balls Plopped Menacingly on the Table

It is the sensational sensation of a dude who ties a feather to his tongue and licks your dangling balls while you are strapped to the bottom of a table.

Homie: Hey bro wanna play around with our penises?
Homie 2: Yea of course man will you give me a furry balls plopped menacingly on the table?
Homie: omg I'm so fuckin' gay for you right now.

by Lil Uzi Verts dick's in my ass June 1, 2017

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oh no... our table... its broken!

an unfunny meme that is popular among tiktok kids under the age of 12

oh no... our table... its broken!

by 1zwy October 17, 2021

38๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


make out table

oh i guess that was jeffs thumbs down. say youre sorry, jeff.

sorry andy i love you

by erin January 11, 2005

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Row 3 Table 1

This man named jon sits here and can't Speak english. He gets very angry when you get his orders wrong. His Arm Was shot off in the vietnam War

ChOOOOSSE CHUMATOESSSSSSS!!!!!

EIGHT HASUSAGEEE!!!! THATZ ITTT!!!!

MUFFING ALSEE!!!

by Sophia Ting April 20, 2005

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


She eats me under the table

Common phrase used when describing a friend who eats a significant amount more FOOD than you do.

"Hey Mom, let me describe to you my new friend. Shes good at baking, she studies real hard, and She eats me under the table."

by Mrs Jim Halpert September 8, 2008

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oh no! our table! its broken!

you're fucking annoying and rely on tiktok to build a sense of humour shut the fuck up

12 year old: "oh no! our table! its broken!"

by nixmya October 21, 2021

16๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


row 2 table 1

The Russian couple of doom sit in this table. Steve cant speak english and anna has to translate for him. Steve got his legs blown off in the viet war. And anna was an interpreter but when steve met anna steve thought that it wasn't fair that she had legs so he blew them off with puke.
Steve and Jon are war heroes and friends.

Anna: "I'll have two cookies and some peaches and.. Steve what do you want for desert?"

Steve: "GASBLEKLRJLDKFJDSl" (Vomits on Self)

Anna: "Steve will have maple walnut icecream with 3 wafers"

by Dick Van Dyke April 21, 2005

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