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When during a game of FIFA you completely mess up a simple pass, lobbed or through ball.
Pass me the ball? FOR FUCK SAKE THATS SUCH A HOPPY BALL!
friend 1: you look like shit. What's wrong?
friend 2: I haven't came in 2 months
friend 1: Damn! You must have some fluxsys balls!
A term used to described an overpopulated social setting, i.e. bars, clubs, lines at Disney World, men's bathroom, etc. The setting being so packed that male genitalia, regardless of intention, are constantly rubbing on the buttcheeks of surrounding individuals.
" Man there are so many people in here tonight, it's balls to buttcheeks."
"We went there last night, the place was packed balls to buttcheeks."
Someone who enjoys pleasing a man by worshipping their balls (see testicles). When properly done both right and left balls are given equal attention as to not make the other jealous. The act of ball kissing can also be used as a method to increase sperm counts for fertility purposes as kissing the balls helps stimulate sperm production and also increases both volume of pre-cum and ejaculations. Not to be confused with a ball licker who is someone that uses pleasure as indirect barter for financial benefit (see brownnose). The method could also be used by a woman right before sexual intercourse with the penis attached to the balls being kissed as a way of improving the performance of the penis that is about to penetrate the vagina.
My girlfriend is such a good ball kisser. She's a real giver when she knows she's gonna get some good sex.
only having the balls to say something when your on the internet.
being anonymous on the internet can give someone "cyber balls"
she's not tough, she just has cyber balls.
he's a total bitch in real life but online he has massive cyber balls
The dry shit on the back of ones ballsack, usually caused by wiping from back to front.
"When little Katie tripped, she smelled that old guy's ball shat."
term used by pilots. when accelerating quickly, the throttle is pushed all the way to the panel and the throttle lever (ball) actually touches the panel (wall). Hence, balls to the wall.
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