An un-masculine, puny male who acts like a catty little bitch. Is annoying and immature and pisses people off to the point where they want to inflict physical harm on him. Is not tough at all, and usually cannot physically fight back or defend himself. Fights back by running his mouth, pestering someone, or by pursuing legal action against them (that’s usually all he can do, since he’s not a tough guy)
‘’He’s such a weasel! That’s why he shouldn’t piss people off, because he can’t properly fight for himself without being a little bitch’’
someone who is just like a snake but lies and is even more fake than a snake
Bestie: So why did you two break up?
Me: Because he was such a weasel.
Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.
I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.
Apparatus that holds engine weasels. Aka swine box. Aka bland house boy.
Get out wagon! Damned weasel wagon!
1) A mythical creature often believed in by children that causes mischief and mayhem. Typically one kid will act like a fattigan weasel and go around attacking the humans acting in a fattigan way.
Help, the Fattigan Weasel is trying to eat me!!!
When a girl sticks her tongue into the opening a an uncircumcised males penis and swirls her tongue around until he becomes erect.
My girl was playing pop goes the weasel with me the other night before we had sex.
"Are you going to show her your one eyed purple headed womb weasel tonight "
Or
"You're a One eyed purple head womb weasel "