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The instantaneous feeling of fulfillment, satisfaction, and pleasure when you take a medium sized bite out of that Whopper.
Dude! You should have seen Kathy! She was totally having fast food orgasms in the car!
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When you eat food that is so freakin fantastic that it's like having an orgasm... but in your mouth... and without a mess.
Man, that Thai food was so phat that i'm having an orgasm in my mouth. I'm spent!
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when some crazy ass shoves his ak-47 in a woman's vagina and pulls the trigger making her whole body explode or when some crazy ass jams his chinese assault rifle in a woman's vagina then unloads the clip making her explode.
During the lockdown, the sick freak shoved his ak-47 in the teacher's vagina and she had an exploding orgasm, oh how I wish they could find the rest of her body.
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Orgasmic Anal Discharge,
The release of a person's bowels as they hit a sexual climax during anal intercourse .
Guy 1: So, the other night i picked up this chick at the bar right?
Guy 2: yeah.
Guy 1: well, i f**cked her in the A** so hard she had an orgasmic anal discharge....
Guy 2:Dude.... that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. I'm never going to that bar ever again.
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A phrase used to describe well spoken or well written english
Goddamn that speech was so good it gave me an English teacher orgasm
What men who watched the euro vision song contest in 1981 use as an excuse for when they have jizzed on a sofa.
Joanne: Steve! is that jizz on the sofa
Steve: No thats Orgasmic bucks fizz
To learn if someone is lying or telling the truth, lead them down a verbal path ending in asking them to swear on their future orgasms, because no one will risk that if they are lying!
It works like this... instruct the person saying "Repeat after me" then have them repeat phrase by phrase...you say:
"I Swear"
(They repeat)
"I am telling the truth that (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"and if I did not (fill in the blank)"
(They repeat)
"I will never"
(They repeat)
"have another"
(They repeat)
"orgasm in my life"
First, they are going to laugh. If they are lying, they will never never never repeat that last phrase. If they are telling the truth they do!
When John finally told me he loved me, I walked him through the swear.... he said it!
I squealed "OMG John, if you're willing to swear on your orgasm, it must be really true! And I love love love you, too."