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Oscar

An Oscar is usually the quietest boy in the class, but his calming presence provides a type of handsomeness and hotness to him. He also sticks out because of this. Oftenly, he will reject the girls that like him for that one main crush he has. That one main crush is usually a Mikayla because she is so beautiful, pretty, cute and hot. His best friend would either be an Ali, Darren or Jamie. With an Ali, he will exposit about nerdy stuff, with a Darren they will have mischievious fun and with a Jamie they will try to do the best they can education-wise. He is not able to ask girls out though because of his low self-esteem and confidence. And definitely cannot ask Mikayla out because he will reckon that she already has a boyfriend or is just not interested in a relationship. He is actually verbally bullied quite a lot, but is not able to fight back because of his parents' high expectations to not get in big trouble. He has a strong connection with God and Jesus as a Catholic, but wished they could help him out with his problems. He is usually quiet because of his depression. His laugh is ridiculously contagious BTW and philosophies about his purpose in life.

Jamie: Wait, is Oscar asking Mikayla out?

Darren: Nah g, he wouldn't have the balls.

(Oscar returns)

Jamie: Dude, why were you talking to Mikayla?

Oscar: To ask her out.

(Everyone in year level surrounds Oscar)

Everyone: So what did she say?

Oscar: I can't say just yet.

by User123456778 November 23, 2021


Oscar

Oscar is a 6 foot tall pedofile u preys on small obedient children in the hub

Oscar: ur fat

Person : no u

by Bigcockdean89 October 7, 2021


oscar

Poopy head lmao

Oscar is a poopy hed lmao

by AnaIs6Ft October 13, 2021


oscar

the gayest mother fucker ever.
people named oscar are probably gonna grow up to be sex offenders.
he would pay to suck cock

person : hey oscar what did you do on the weekend?
oscar: i sucked cock and watched dream #dreamsexual #hatedreamphobes #dreamsexual awareness

by freddy fazballs crusty cvm soc March 22, 2022


Oscar

Oscar is a short Scandinavian guy with blue eyes. Oscar is very funny and he is always helping other people. Oscar loves sports mostly football (soccer) and snowboard. Oscar is always smiling and laughing, he always makes a joke of everything (when it is not serious). Oscar is a very intelligent guy that loves animals. Oscar will always take care of you.

Someone gets hurt.
Oscar: R u ok?
Random person: Yeah...
Oscar: Come on i will help you up.
(oscar helps him)

by efageagjagrgtGeity March 24, 2019


Oscar

Living in saint mandé, currently going to build some muscles at the gym the Monday, Friday and Thursday around 9 p.m.

he’s a cute short dude with brown hair.
He’s short but down there it isn’t

Wow look it’s an Oscar, it’s humongous

by Maya l’abeille November 22, 2021


oscar

To have your dawgs exposed in any public setting.

“Get those oscars away dude

by holacucarachita October 5, 2022