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When you cum in a girls eye and simultaneously kick her in the shin so shes limping, covering her eye and saying "Arrrrgh!"
Derek: Imma sneaky pirate Eve tonight yo.
Gerald: Mean.
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about knee-high shorts usually cut from TIGHT PANTS.
worn in the "hardcore scene"
"i hate it when guys where those gay ass cutoff shorts."
"YOU MEAN PIRATE SHORTS?!"
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When you hug a cute or hot girl from behind, just an excuse to grope her.
"My boyfriend gave me a pirate hug today."
"Yarr harr nice treasure you have young lady"
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(n) a sexual position whereby the male partner kneels on all fours whilst the receiving partner (male or female) grasps onto the other's neck and body using their arms and legs whilst underneath. The partner 'on top' begins to gently rock, swaying the partner underneath similar to the fairground childrens' ride.
Pete: Hey, how was that date last night with lizzy?
Andy: Oh yeah, was good thanks. Things started hotting up back at mine and she suggested we try the pirate boat, it was bad ass.
Pete: Yeahh, you go carnival on that bitch motherfucker!
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A fictional group of hot, scantally clad women whose job would be to extract semen from men that wouldn't give it up in a world that was female dominated with the idea that women didn't need men.
After the jizz pirates knocked down my door on a mission for "the goods" I soon gave into them.
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n. A mitten,(usually of bright festive colors), worn by an Ear Pirate.
See: Ear Pirate, Earjacking.
I caught Johnny the notorious ear pirate trying to Earjack our conversation, his Pirate mitten gave him away.
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a pirate that is skilled in the arts of ninjary, they can pilfer and slice at the same time. They are terribly sneaking. They have no equals.
That ninja pirate came out of nowhere and slayed 6 people.
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