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when your going for a piss and the one stream of piss decides to spilt into 2. therefore things can get messy
" oh my days ricky ive just had a piss split. the bathroom floor is swimming"
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Urinal Cake. Makes piss smell nice.
take that out of your mouth child.. thats not a real cake.. its a piss cube
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When having to take a drug test and the urine going into the cup comes from a boner; usually in the morning
I didn't want boner piss in my urine sample, so I had to wait until my hard-on went away.
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A bathroom
Watch my beer for me, I gotta run to the piss closet.
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Phrase used to describe extreme disappointment or anger.
You: Dude, you just died
Me: AH PISS
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Undertaking a task in such a way as to make undesirable consequence to yourself likely, when avoiding those consequences would have been easily achieved by a simple change in direction or approach. (i.e., pissing down wind instead.)
Dang, Jake, you're pissing into the wind telling the boss you're too hungover to work. Just call in sick.
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To retract what you have previously said. Used by the Police (unofficially) to describe the actions of a victim - usually of domestic assault, who initially complains resultig on the offender being arrested, but then changes their mind and welcomes their tormentor back with open arms.
"Get her statement now, before she has chance to piss backwards"
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