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The act of inserting a fully erect penis into a women's armpit as if to simulate intercourse. Best results arise from use of cheese wiz as lubricant.
Leo: What happened with that girl from Wisconsin last night?
Sawyer: She busted out a bottle of cheese wiz and I gave her a Milwaukee Pit Stop.
Leo: YOOOOOO
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An adaptation of the famous Irish Pit Stop, this feat is not to be undertaken by the faint of heart.
After a heavy night of drinking, enter a shower with one other person and take a bottle of vodka. Proceed to share the bottle of vodka until the first person starts spewing. This will decide the roles. The losing party needs to abruptly escape the line of firing before they are fully covered in stomach juice, hold the shower door shut and witness the waterworks. As this is an indubitably sensual experience, the watcher will proceed to finger their own chocolate starfish until said finger is covered in faeces. In case the winner’s liquid exorcism is complete, the watcher will then carefully open the shower door, take the covered finger and shallowly insert it into the nose of the other person. This should trigger a final expulsion of the remaining contents. Switch roles if required.
Craig: I tried the Venezuelan Pit Stop on my first date last night, she’s actually coming back for more!
Kenny: Dude no way, the last time I did it I got a restraining order
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A group of punk-rock listeners: jumping, punching, spinning, and throwing elbows as a form of expression. Performed by white, emo kids, with months of pent up rage, and the inability to actually dance
Hey, I guess Joey had to go to the hospital after he went in the mosh pit.
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That space under your knee; the scientific name is not known. Generally this area does not grow coarse hair unless you accidentially rub rogaine on it. If such a thing was done, you'd have a hairy knee-pit.
Girl 1-"Ohmygod, I was shaving my legs last night and cut my knee-pit! Now everytime I squat down more blood gushes out D:"
Girl 2-"Yoh at least your older brother didnt wipe rogaine all over it when you were sleeping, my brother did and now I have a hairy knee pit!"
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When a man has sex with a woman's arm pit.
I ran out of holes to have sex, so I gave her a pit stop.
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Goulash pounding Pit, the area of sloppy soggy cabbage skin between the bumhole & genital area formally known as the gooch. The pit is often optimized at peak performance by a very small smock that offers a variety of blobby jobbly maneuvers such as the half packed pickle punch.
Wow I got this goulash pounding pit photo sent to me the other day from Julian and it was that messy it looked like a bashed cabbage!
Men and sometimes women who have unbelievably large amounts of hair growing from their arm pits.
Tyler: Whoa, I just saw big foot running into the woods!
Kristin: Nah thats not big foot, that was my sister, she forgot to shave this morning, she has Wooly Mammoth Pits
Tyler: Oh.....
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