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pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 20, 2020


Pulling a grant

when someone at the beginning of a class takes the hall pass and leaves for the period only to return when there are five minutes left

person 1: Mr. ___, can I please take the pass?
Teacher: ok (Person 1)
You: Oh man (person 1) might pull a grant today

Scenario 2

*person has been gone for 40 min.*
You: looks like so-in-so is pulling a grant again, it's the third time this week!

by Yoncé will provide October 31, 2014


pulled a Cynthia

Accidentally or intentionally telling young children that Santa isn't real.

Friend: "Hey, how'd did the Christmas lesson go with the young kids?"
Me: "Yeah, it went pretty good, but I think I pulled a Cynthia! A kid asked me if Santa is real, and I said he wasn't..."
Friend: "Oh no way! There might be an unhappy parent after that one!"

by Stevo_M December 3, 2013


Pull a Farzin

When you nut on the school bus

Yo, I wanna jack off right now

Bro, don’t pull a Farzin

by Fake school bus December 18, 2019


Pulling a Mooch

Getting someone you work with fired, only to be fired by their replacement days later.

After pulling a Mooch, maybe they'll makeup and start the job hunt together.

by The Big Puh July 31, 2017


Pulling a Brooks

When you think that your the most talented and valuable person alive because you have high stats in Call of Duty, when in reality no one gives a shit. You frequently call yourself a god and think that you can step on anyone you'd like. In other words, your stuck-up. People like this are generally sweaty tryhards without a life.

1. Brooks: "I AM A GOD! I just won that round of Call of Duty and you didn't do anything."
Declan: "No one gives a shit, stop pulling a Brooks."

2. Person 1: "My COD stats are better than you, get on my level u scrub."
Person 2: "I play for fun, not for stats you loser. Stop pulling a Brooks."

3. Person 1: "Carl was such a douchebag last night, he judged my real-life skills because of my Call of Duty stats. Who the hell does that?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it, he just pulled a Brooks."

by Wheatboi July 24, 2018


Pull A Starscream

When a main Villain's Sidekick or minion Betrays the main antagonist and take over a group, team, faction or organization for there own selfish goals and morals becoming the new main antagonist to the main hero and possibly succeeding where there old masters have failed. but of course they will never accomplish this goal, due to the main protagonist.

I believe in the season 3 finale of Craig of the creek. Maya, king Xavier's second in command will Pull A Starscream.

by Gygantis's Dictionary July 1, 2021

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