To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.
(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident, 19 October 2020)
The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.
when someone at the beginning of a class takes the hall pass and leaves for the period only to return when there are five minutes left
person 1: Mr. ___, can I please take the pass?
Teacher: ok (Person 1)
You: Oh man (person 1) might pull a grant today
Scenario 2
*person has been gone for 40 min.*
You: looks like so-in-so is pulling a grant again, it's the third time this week!
Accidentally or intentionally telling young children that Santa isn't real.
Friend: "Hey, how'd did the Christmas lesson go with the young kids?"
Me: "Yeah, it went pretty good, but I think I pulled a Cynthia! A kid asked me if Santa is real, and I said he wasn't..."
Friend: "Oh no way! There might be an unhappy parent after that one!"
When you nut on the school bus
Yo, I wanna jack off right now
Bro, don’t pull a Farzin
Getting someone you work with fired, only to be fired by their replacement days later.
After pulling a Mooch, maybe they'll makeup and start the job hunt together.
When you think that your the most talented and valuable person alive because you have high stats in Call of Duty, when in reality no one gives a shit. You frequently call yourself a god and think that you can step on anyone you'd like. In other words, your stuck-up. People like this are generally sweaty tryhards without a life.
1. Brooks: "I AM A GOD! I just won that round of Call of Duty and you didn't do anything."
Declan: "No one gives a shit, stop pulling a Brooks."
2. Person 1: "My COD stats are better than you, get on my level u scrub."
Person 2: "I play for fun, not for stats you loser. Stop pulling a Brooks."
3. Person 1: "Carl was such a douchebag last night, he judged my real-life skills because of my Call of Duty stats. Who the hell does that?"
Person 2: "Don't worry about it, he just pulled a Brooks."
When a main Villain's Sidekick or minion Betrays the main antagonist and take over a group, team, faction or organization for there own selfish goals and morals becoming the new main antagonist to the main hero and possibly succeeding where there old masters have failed. but of course they will never accomplish this goal, due to the main protagonist.
I believe in the season 3 finale of Craig of the creek. Maya, king Xavier's second in command will Pull A Starscream.
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