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Doing the simple push-up while submerged under water. May be in a pool, the ocean, a bath tub, or even a bucket. However, you must be submerged at all times during exercise for it to truly be water-push ups. No tricks or fancy equipment required, just push-ups under water.
Jeff: Dude I did 300 water push-ups yesterday!
Kurt: Wow! I did 200! I guess I still need practice.
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when a male is aroused several times throughout the day; one erection after another for an extended period of time
John: I went to the pool today
Jeremy: Oh yeah?
John: Yeah! there were so many babes, I was doing dick push-ups for a solid three hours!!!
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A phrase created by activist Reena Walker and first used in her group Progressive Black Thinkers on Facebook and then picked up by political writers and producers in the news media that were group members. It means to convey a story that isn't real but to characterize it as if it is by creating a false story behind the situation in order to make it factual, when the history itself never happened.
Donald Trump is pushing a false narrative that the Mueller investigation is a witch hunt created by the Democratic party, even though Mueller is a Republican.
That guy got caught cheating by his girlfriend but was pushing a false narrative that he and the other woman were just friends, to anyone who would listen.
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What silly little girls wear to try and make them selves look like they have boobs when really, once you in clip that bra there is nothing there
Push up bras are in most girls facebook photos
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A rare condition similar to tennis elbow that disallows you from doing normal fitness test activities such as push ups, pull ups, and the flexed arm hang. This condition often goes undiagnosed for years and cannot be cured. It is often noticed in high school age girls. Symptoms include attempting to do push ups but not being able to bend the arms fully no matter how hard one tries, usually resulting in an entire collapse of the body to the floor and a grand total of zero push ups for gym class tests. This condition lasts a lifetime, and although many gym teachers may dub it an "excuse" for being lazy, it is a serious genetic disorder. People with push up elbow often lack upper body strength due to the disorder, however, there is a pattern of an above average ability to do sit ups in these patients.
"I'm sorry I cannot participate in the iron man fitness test, I have push up elbow"
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Similar to the atomic push-up instead of telling them to do a situp you have them get ready to do a push-up tell them that its been proven impossible to do a push-up with something on their neck (example a 1 pound weight on ur neck)with a blindfold on. then blindfold them, tell them not to push down and to get ready to push down when you say 3 (while doing this have other person put ass where their face is going to be now say three and push their head into others ass while removing blindfold with other hand keep their face there for awhile or do w/e idc works better than push up because they get more ass in face **warning may result in pissed off chump with a face full of ass**
Oh My god last night Rob Tricked me into an atomic push-up.... revenge will be mine!
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