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Puss gut- When confronted you get a nervous smirk on your face while asking what. Have an answer for everything.
Puss gut was trying to tell me what to do today.
A sex act in which you dig your bare hand into a woman's vagina then eat the fluids from it, much like how Pooh eats honey from the pot.
The wife wanted to try something new in bed, so I pulled a Winnie The Puss
A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
A typically horrendous yeast infection caused in the vagina due to wiping back to front. The smell is awful and can usually permeate through even thick fabrics such as wool or denim. Wipey Puss can usually only be cured with soap, water and hardcore antibiotics.
Woman: Did you and Sally have sex last night?
Man: Nah, her Wipey Puss was so rank I told her I was running to the bathroom and just got in my car and left!
A healthy substitute for a vagina in prison.
"I'm gonna pound that Butt-puss on the yard ."
Similar to "side boob". When a high cut bikini or under garment shows partial labia.
Holy smokes!!! Did you see that chick rockin side puss hard in that 80s bikini???