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Reverse lag is when a computer or other device is so fast that events happens BEFORE you command it to do so. It's essentially the opposite of lag. It's a concept that is not physically possible with today's technology.
"I hate running games on my computer, the reverse lag is horrible. I should of gotten a slower computer."
When someone falls asleep and passes out, his or her friends can remove the laces of their shoes and lace them backwards so they need to be tied near the toe.
When Sack passed out, we so reverse laced him.
A sexual act where one shoves his penis in another's ass and pulls it back out. If there is poo on it, he must go back in for 6 weeks.
Guy: "Have you seen Bill lately?"
Girl: "Yeah. My mom caught him reverse groundhogging my sister. Now he's stuck there for 6 weeks."
When a lesbian who is on her period bleeds directly into the vagina of her female partner (who is not on her period) during sex.
Last night I tried to watch the 2003 blockbuster sensation Daddy Daycare featuring the comedic genius Eddie Murphy dressed as a giant broccoli, but 16 minutes in my girlfriend paused it to give me the Reverse Vampire.
When you have blood in your semen and you inject it into the front hole of an unsuspecting partner.
Hey bud, did your ball blood shit clear up yet?
Not yet, but I did get to reverse vampire that bitch last night. I guess that’s okay.
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A term used to describe a gay gangbang, in which one white man (the bread) is sandwiched between 2 layers of dick (the meat), before being finished with white cream filling - a jizz of mayonnaise (it's not mayo).
Brooo you're telling me Brad got the reverse subway last night? Ayo that's gay as hell.
whilst fucking a girl in the arse from behind you grab her behind each knee lift her up against a wall and fuck the absolute shit out of her so it looks
like she is climbing the wall like a tarantulla
read the definition to understand the reverse tarantulla