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Rubber bullets

An alternate name for condoms.

“Daddy, Daddy, I found these rubber bullets on the sidewalk - can I use them,” said the six year old girl.

by RevengeofSPCGirls February 11, 2019


Rubber Bandhand

Son of Oswald Cobblepot who seeks revenge for the death of his mother and the molestation of his farther, mother (Adreea Cobblepot) and brothers (Walter "Bubble Hands" "The Redhood" Cobblepot, Sebastian Cobblepot and Henry "Little Baby" Cobblepot)
His method of revenge is to wear the symbolic rubber band of the Cobblepot family on his hand while hitting the molester with a broken chairleg.
He is dead now and at one time suffered from aids...which was passed on by the molester.

Person 1: You killed most of my family and molested me...i now have aids
Person 2: Stop hitting me with the chairleg

by Jimmy Flex March 14, 2005


Cognitive rubber duck

When a man cums in a girls ear, then places a plastic straw into the ear and blows extremely hard shooting the cum inside her skull and coating her brain with cum

Omg Emily last night with Jason was so fun, we even did the cognitive rubber duck and I can no longer see straight

by JJ________________x October 9, 2021

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rubber milkshake

When you finish in a condom and pour it all over her stomac

Stay there I'm gonna make a rubber milkshake

by Brahbro6969 August 22, 2017


Rubber First

When an idiot names Atom Deathstroke implied a "rubber fist" but mistakenly typed rubber first" and was questioned by Zillian Padecain, he has to quickly create an urban dictionary definition to explain his gross incompetence.

Yo, that atom is a total retard! He had to rubber first to cover his tracks.

by atom death stroke February 5, 2018


rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels

Driving (or riding in a car) is faster than walking.

Rubber on wheels is faster than rubber on heels.”was the response to the complaint about thr long ride.

by Dfwgeorge August 15, 2023


A spaghetti of rubber bands

When 30 or more rubber bands are in one place

In my hand is a spaghetti of rubber bands

by TheTestSubjec0 February 10, 2023