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The act inserting leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, into your partners vagina during her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on the front of a beat up '76 Chevy truck.
After a drunken Easter dinner at my moms house, John gave me a Rusty Snowplow.
The way your penise looks after anal sex with someone who has diareha
After their fabulous date and night out. things got heated up. John realized maybe Indian food wasn't the best choice for a first date. Because now Susan has left him with a rusty caterpillar to remember her by.
(n) a friend you once had, and who could serve as an uncle to your offspring, but who you haven't seen for a long time and whose whereabouts are unknown
Child: Dad, whatever happened to your friend Hal?
Dad: Last I know he was in Vegas. As far as I'm concerned, he's a rusty unky.
A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.
I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
Taking a large puff from a cigarette and exhaling the smoke up your partners ass while simultaneously giving a reach around.
I got a rusty gowani the other day while trying to use the trash rake
When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.
“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”