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the sand wedge guy, if used correctly, only comes into play when someone else has messed something up, and the sad part is that the someone doesn't necessarily have to outrank the sandwedge, it could be someone inferior in the office heirarchy and still the sandwedge must come in and fix the shit cause he's the only one that can. The thing about the sand wedge is, he's ok with it, he knows his role and accepts it, becasue at some point earlier in his career he was given the big job, the lead position ... and he f'd it up.
Jackson: Dude, I can't believe how bad that went in there, how the hell are we going to recover.
Murphy: Sounds like a job for Peter.
Jackson: Peter, he had nothing to do with this mess?
Murphy: That's ok, he's the office sand wedge.
When your reverse cowgirling on a man with Hot Flumunda and he screams "Gonorrhea" while clawing at your hips only to keel over and peel his rich and ripe Gono glands off your coochie
hey i just got with a man on tindr last night. he preformed the "Canadian Sand Devil" and now imma cry
Small fragments of safety glass left on the street after an auto break-in. It is said that there are more grains of sand on San Francisco streets than there are stars in the nighttime sky. Like the stars, they glitter.
It's best not to park on a street covered with San Francisco sand. You don't want your car broken into.
being a bitch and/or drinking out of cups
Will: Why couldn't you go to the party last night?
Zack: My mom wouldn't let me. She was chillin with Ms. Sand.
I white male that is behaving like a nigger
din sand blåste neger!
When you lick a females asshole after she was sitting on the beach all day.
Man sandy's ass hole was like sand paper..she has one salty sand hole.
when a man places his testicles on another person's eyelids, then procedes to fart into the person's mouth.
My roommate didn't smell the arabian sand storm comin >:)
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