The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.
This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex
I got satans kiss last night for cheating. I couldn't get the bloody out of my teeth for hours
When somebody bends over and spreads their ass cheeks so you can blow them a raspberry right on their chocolate button
Dude, last night she gave me Satan's raspberry. Yeah she told me to bend over and spread my cheeks and then she blew a raspberry on my butthole, it was like taking a fart without the effort.
To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.
"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
Dumb person “who’s @ satans...boyfriend?”
Smart and cool person “the best person ever, follow it on TikTok or I will kill you.”
the drink created when mixing apple juice, grape juice and diet coke.
me: "what're u drinking?"
cool guy: "satan's piss bro"
When one sticks their dick in their own ass.
"Holy shit, that looks like Satan's pretzel! I didn't mean for you to literally go fuck yourself."
When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.
Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?
Its Satan's morning cumshot...