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Orignating from the 2003 movie starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore. Tom was a man in the movie who's memonry spanned a period of about remembered seconds. Used to define someone who is really forgetful.
Dana is a real ten-second-tom--she never remembers anything!
Damn! I'm a real ten-second-tom today! I forgot my keys!
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30 Seconds to Mars is an absolutely AMAZING band originally formed back in 1998.
Genre- Alt. Rock
Line-up- As of 2011
Singer/ Rythym Guitar- Jared Leto
Lead Guitar - Tomo Milicevic
Drums- Shannon Leto
3 Albums -
30 Seconds to Mars (2002)
Beautiful Lie (2005)
This Is War (2011)
The band has a distinct sound, and Jared has a unique voice. He screams a little in the first two albums.
They have a huge fanbase named the Echelon.
They have a new symbol with every album-
Glyphics meaning Provehito In Altum (meaning Reach For The Heights or Launch Forth Into The Deep)
A Trinity
and the Triad
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Guy1 = Dude, did you go to the 30 Seconds To Mars concert last night?
Guy2 = Yeah, it was awesome! Which song is your favorite?
Guy1= The Kill. I love the music video, and how Jared screamed a little in the middle.
Guy2 = Man, Kings And Queens is my favorite!
Girl1 = You guys talking about 30 Seconds To Mars? Aw man, Jared Leto is so hot! Too bad he's almost 40.... he looks like he's 29!
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The first person farts and another person breathes that fart but breathes in onto somebody else thus being a 2nd hand fart
(Also can be into your hand and letting it onto someone else)
Dave: Woah your breath stinks of ass you should brush your teeth once in a while
Yiam: Its not my breath its a 2nd hand fart from ollie! :P
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The Six Second Rule can be used under 2 conditions:
1. When asking someone out and AIM shows that they are typing for more than 6 seconds normally implying a 'no'.
2. When you say 'hi/hey/whats up' via AIM and it takes them more than 6 seconds to reply, normally implying that they are leaving and are saying goodbye.
(over AIM)
person 1: hey
(takes more than 6 seconds to respond)
person 1: (thinking to himself: aww, shit, he gotta go. DAMN YOU SIX SECOND RULE!!!)
person 2: hey, I gotta go. Sorry, see you later.
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The three second rule is as follows: When you walk into the room where the girl you are interested in is or when she arrives in the vicinity you must initiate conversation within three seconds so to convey spontaneous thought. If you do not follow it and initiate conversation after a couple of minutes she may be less talkative and less attracted by your likely prepared speech. Even if you come out with some shit it will likely be better than preparing something to say. She'll probably be able to tell.
*Shit here she is, here goes*.."eh Hey you're looking fine today girl..where have you been i've not seen you since yesterday"
"yeah! I was at my boyfriend's house"
"oh, ok, eh, *wtf nooo!* - eh, what u been up to then?"
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Is a woman/girl that is chosen last after hours when the bar/club closes.
Well all the goodones are gone, not all of them slim, take old second choice joyce there.
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The residual effects of a blowjob still remaining upon a womans lips in the immediate hours after said blowjob.
So your friend got a blowjob on the way to meet you, and you know this. And when she goes to kiss you on the cheek after dinner you step back quickly because you dont want any of your friends second hand semen from her lips, and or mouth to reach any portion of your skin.
This happens to Larry David in season 7, episode 2 of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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