one who dissapointingly to themselves only acheives there best flatulence in private and on their own
man im such a secret farter i only do my best material on my own
Playing seven up but instead of tapping their thumb you ejaculate on their face.
Let’s go back to my place to play some secret frosty.
Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.
Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!
Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.
Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!
fake love. then its just fake love
did they have relationship?
ya, but it is fake at all secret relationship
The term Secret Pre-Workout is used to refer to a form of extra energy and motivation obtained after a gym-bro goes through a break up. They can usually be identified by wearing hoodies and lifting impossible weight since they are "going through it."
"Have you seen Chad pulling 315 on deadlift!?" "Yeah bro, I heard he got the secret pre-workout."
When you start to wonder if your partner is actually a manipulative bitch and you just never noticed before now.
Can also be applied to yourself (i.e. "am I actually a secret Bitch and I never noticed?")
"Mark said it was fine but then later he was really stroppy. I'm beginning to wonder if I've married a Secret Bitch."