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While the phrase can be used to describe the literal acts of showering, drinking a protein shake, and shitting (in that order). It's main usage serves as a broad descriptor for one's daily ritual or routine, which often involves bathing, eating, and excreting.
Historically speaking, the 'shit' came before the 'shower'. However, the fact is that the shake (or food intake), must come before defecation can occur. In the event of multiple shit shower shake sequences, the 'shit' will still come before the 'shower' (see below), thus cleanliness is achieved and the natural order of occurrence is maintained.
shower shake |shit shower| shake shit shower shake shit shower shake shit shower
Acceptable variations:
- Shower shake shit
- Shower, shake, and shit.
- SSS, 3S, S³
"Hey you wanna play a game of League?"
"Not right now man, gonna shower, shake, and shit. I'll probably be online later."
When you go to stake and shake at 3 in the morning
Do you want to go to stake and shake nate 🤔
When you poop into a blender fill it with water then drink it as a protein shake.
i just drank my first sam craveiro shake
When someone shakes your hand and unexpectedly caresses your palm with their fingers. Although the gesture is not always accompanied by a smile, the intentions of the shake n' raper are usually clear.
Luke: So I changed his oil and went to shake his hand and he gave me the old shake n' rape!
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.
British phrase, meaning male urinating.
"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."
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Verb When one player in any game gets put on a different team than their friends. They then betray their team as much as possible by (in videogames) killing them or (in real life) giving away information in games like Hide n Go seek, or holding them down in Dogeball.
((Playing Videogames))
Alex: Damn! I got put on blue team!!!
Johnothan: Dude Shake and Bake!
Alex: Hahaha sounds good.
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My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.
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