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When a person wakes up in the morning, feels well rested, yet goes back to sleep anyways because sleeping is amazing.
- Hey where's Sara? Isn't she meeting us for breakfast?
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.
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It is when you are in a hotel room and have sex with your girlfriend while her mom sleeps in the bed right next to you.
Johnny is the only kid I know that has enough balls to pull the Sleeping Cindy.
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A medical condition whereas a human male doesn’t get enough air during sleeping so he involuntiarily begins to jack himself into the heavens
Helen found her husband on the edge of death, penis in hand, deep in the later stages of sleep fapnea.
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Someone who likes to have sex in their sleep.
Jeff: dude, I heard Jessica is a sleep juicer!
Craig: dude no way, I've always wanted to fuck a sleeping chick.
Jessica: I want you to fuck me while I'm sleeping.
Tyler: ooh, a sleep juicer. My fetish!
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when one who is partial to sleepwalking, whilst horny, accidentally bums another in their sleep. (male/female/sheep/ect) sleep bumming.
a prime example of sleep bumming would be a person suffering from sever sleepwalking, who had fallen asleep next to their best friend after consuming 3 viagra (for fun) this person would then proceede to "sleep bum"
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When you're so tired you start making zero sense in conversation
A:So how was the movie?
Q:"Well excuuuuuuuuse me?!?!. I got zero termOq Ll anyway, I'll ft back later info say.".
A: What are you TALKING about? Are you sleep drunk already? It's only 12:30!
Q:itS, I dOnt evEn thiNk to do tHe stuFf !!
A:........just gotobed you pieceof shof
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When a person holds their farts in all day and their butthole stays tight until it comes time for slumber. Once fast asleep the sphyincter loosens and gas is emitted at high rate of speed for a prolonged period of time
Hey babe when you had a sleep farts last night, your ass hair blew in the wind like a vidal sassoon commercial.
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