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When a person wakes up in the morning, feels well rested, yet goes back to sleep anyways because sleeping is amazing.
- Hey where's Sara? Isn't she meeting us for breakfast?
- No, she's a total sleep glutton, she won't be up for hours.
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It is when you are in a hotel room and have sex with your girlfriend while her mom sleeps in the bed right next to you.
Johnny is the only kid I know that has enough balls to pull the Sleeping Cindy.
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A medical condition whereas a human male doesn’t get enough air during sleeping so he involuntiarily begins to jack himself into the heavens
Helen found her husband on the edge of death, penis in hand, deep in the later stages of sleep fapnea.
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Someone who likes to have sex in their sleep.
Jeff: dude, I heard Jessica is a sleep juicer!
Craig: dude no way, I've always wanted to fuck a sleeping chick.
Jessica: I want you to fuck me while I'm sleeping.
Tyler: ooh, a sleep juicer. My fetish!
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when one who is partial to sleepwalking, whilst horny, accidentally bums another in their sleep. (male/female/sheep/ect) sleep bumming.
a prime example of sleep bumming would be a person suffering from sever sleepwalking, who had fallen asleep next to their best friend after consuming 3 viagra (for fun) this person would then proceede to "sleep bum"
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Sleeping very hard, hard to wake up, sleeping a long time 12+ hours. The origin of the saying is when a drug user comes down of a binge and sleeps unusually hard and long.
She is in tweak sleep because she worked a 3 day shift at the hospital.
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The funny red marks you get on your face after falling asleep on your arm, books, etc.
Laura got the funniest sleep prints from falling asleep on her spiral notebook in study hall.
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