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A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.
Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
When someone who is normally a smart ass is currently not saying or making a face which would normally be interpreted as being a smart ass.
David Jones is a prime example of resting smart ass face when he isn’t speaking.
Knowing how to do the difficult in an easy way. Finding life hacks in every situation.
You’re mom smart! I didn’t know one could do that!
Fictional character. No such puppy exists
I met a smart Hollywood model, she was trying to find the gas tank on her Tesla
Ope! There it is! I just got to that part that is hilarious!
Hym "SEE!? 'This guy said X. If he was smart he would have said *insert what a retard would think*. Therefore, not smart.' You did it like right after the thing! He said 'obvious.' I paused it to write the last one. And then YOU SAID THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE I SAID YOU WERE DOING! O! M! G! That is fucking hilarious! That's almost as good as the IJEWminati thing! Hilarious! Wow, you guys are dumb. Dumb as fucking dog-shit. That is priceless."
The same as a person who is smart.
Applause Johnathan for his smartness