When someone blows you so hard they have semen coming out of their nose
I turned that girls face into a steaming teapot
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When a man is bent over and his girl is tugging his peen from behind. Then he proceeds to rip a toot out of his ass
When Johnny was bent over his bitch Sam was tugging on his junk. He let off a rip in sams face. That’s a steam donkey.
When one's fart in the shower is amplified by the shower's steam and heat. Causes the one showering to gasp for clean air for a moment.
This morning I had the nastiest steam bake, it was awesome.
When you stand naked over a Hot air Humidifier and bend over so team goes up your butt hole
To sooth my butt hole after a night of gay sex, I stood over over my hot air humidifier giving myself an Akron Steam Cleanings!
Somewhat similar to the cleaveland steamer only while tittie-fucking a girl you simutaniuosly take a hot staeming shit so it is smeared all the way from her boobs to her navel (ewwwwww!)
I gave that girl such a bad Steaming Mudslide that it looked like she used sewage on a slipping slide!!!
What an online girlfriend asks you for --- supposedly in order for her to prepare herself for establishing a romantic relationship with you, but actually has no intention of actually meeting you or otherwise favoring you in any way whatsoever --- and what you will really feel "steamed" about if you actually do buy the card for her, since you would likely just be wasting your money and getting absolutely nothing in return.
A hot online chick promised me a "steamy" relationship if I bought her a steam card, but I figger she was merely "blowing off steam" --- i.e., making a huge show of affection without actually meaning it or having any genuine intention of linking up with me.