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Stroke Stack: a large collection of adult magazine (e.g., Playboy, Penthouse, Oui) that were usually hidden from your mom; magazines collected for the purpose of masturbation.
My mom cleaned my room and she almost found my stroke stack.
When a woman you are related to, generally a cousin. Gives you a hand job so immaculate that you literally have a fucking seizure
“Shit man, my
cousin gave me a southern stroke that could’ve killed god!”
When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.
Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.
Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.
absolute next level way of "are you kidding me"
when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"
When your type to someone and you constantly misspell the easiest words. Autocorrect applies to be a phone stroke when you get a word that is nothing to do with the sentence when it corrects
me:
K
Ur gy
Ur hy
Ur gy
other dude: R u okay?
me: Ur gay
No ur gay
fuck had a "phone stroke"
The art of holding a sword(EXEPTIONS: weapons without guardkatanas{they have guards, but nothing to speak of in this context}) by its edge, using the pommel/guard to make a makeshift hammer.
How to use the Murders stroke in combat: Imagine this: You're facing a knight in a 16th century steel plate armor, and you're only armed with a sword.
What do you do?
Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.
What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.
The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.
I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off