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When something tragic in your life happens and you decide to get wasted and think suicidal thoughts thus inducing you to drive and kill yourself
Don't recommend suicide but if you are this is the way to go dying a hero
i can't belive that my girlfriend dumped me i think im gonna pull a D.U.I Suicide
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A really fucking retarded towel head that walks into a crowded room and yells "ALLAH ACKBAR!!!" Meaning: "God is great" in Arabic. They are also world class demolition workers as they brang down to skyscrapers with only one plane, they even did it for free, what generous people they are. They also like to play soccer as most of them are actually Mexicans that got over their casual landscaping jobs. Suicide bombers also always get a great k/d ratio of about 115/1.
I'll put it this way, if u here "alalalalalalh" or "Allah ackbar" u are fucked. Cos dem suicide bombers want to wear ur skin.
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When you get a blow job from a Muslim woman.
i got a sweet suicide gagger from that hot turkish waitress at swiss chalet on tuesday.
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The hilarious act of shaking a two-liter bottle of soda, slamming it on the ground, and having the bottle rocket itself towards you by the force of the caffeine.
Dude, you should have been there, Brandon just committed soda suicide today with the two-liter of Faygo I bought him! We seriously should have brought a video camera, that was a perfect YouTube moment!
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A crappy DC Comics movie about a team of supervillians (even though they have Captain Boomerang who was arrested for robbing banks. The film had an extremely misleading trailer that made it look super awesome, although it wound up being terrible. It has some good performances by Will Smith who played deadshot and margot robbie who played harley quinn Other then that, it was bad acting, underdeveloped characters, and a lame story. The film also oversexualized the female characters (except for katana and amanda waller )
Guy 1: Man, did you see Batman V. Superman? It looked so good in the trailer, but it was awful!
Guy 2: Couldn't have been worse then Suicide Squad
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A muslim, Arab or middle easterner who straps a bomb such as c-4 to their chests and runns at a building yelling "allah" then detonating the bomb, this can also be preformed on an airplane.
Wow the 7-11 clerk looks like a suicide bomber
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When you're having a wank, just before blowing the load, shout out "Mom" or "Dad", then try and finish the job before they get into your room!
Me: Jerking off
Brain: Suicide wank time
Me: "Mom! Dad! come here and quick!"
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