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Twerking Syndrome is when you have a consistent occurrence of twerk attacks.
Damali is suffers from Twerking Syndrome. She was twerking in gym, in her room, in the bathroom.
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Typically afflicts those from the ages of 14-25, who attended the high school of, but not limited to: Emmaus, Parkland, and Central Catholic.
There are primarily white, with gender not being a factor. They can be extremely confrontational, with very little to show for it. Most guys feature the rotund physique, with the lucky ones being skinny due to a high metabolism. Some tote a patch of fuzz that they claim to be a beard. The ladies weigh in between 100 to 250 pounds, and can drink any NFL lineman under the table.
When not staring you down in the hallways or making seemingly subtle yet rather direct facebook statuses about you, they are posting random lyrics by Wiz Khalifa, Lil' Wayne or Mac Miller. Now this wouldn't normally be a problem, but the infusion of rap lyrics combined with a predominantly white population has led them to believe that they can use the N word, profusely. Thankfully at Parkland we have Mr. Bailey, who reminds them to knock that shit off.
Thanks to Lil' Wayne, Mac Miller and Wiz, drugs and alcohol play a major role in their lifestyle. Many of them, both males and females, have DUIs or at least an underage. When not drinking to unconsciousness, they can be seen defecating on your family's most recent purchase from Ethan Allen.
WARNING: Anyone who tells you that they "are tired", more than once a week is afflicted. The severity can be indicated by how many times said individual says so, and trust me, you'll remember after reading this.
Allendownee: "Man, I'm so tired."
Your Average White Kid: "Really? I know exactly what to do!"
Allendownee: "...what?"
Your Average White Kid: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Another Average White Kid: Allendown's Syndrome at its finest.
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In reference to the Northern Alberta Institute of Technology, or NAIT. The syndrome affects any and all students who attend the facility, and even some pedestrians walking by. Common symptoms of NAIT Syndrome are severe mental retardation, loss of bowel control, and loss of previous education. NAIT syndrome actually makes an individual lose their high school education. Individuals who suffer from NAIT syndrome are not aware of their ailment, and the only known cure is to go back to any other school for the same number of years as they attended NAIT.
Someone without NAIT syndrome, "Hey could you open that door for me?"
NAIT student, "DERP!!" Shits pants and runs into door.
Someone without NAIT syndrome, "You might want to get rid of your NAIT syndrome."
NAIT student, "AHHH DERP!!" Shits pants.
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1. One who exhibits a tortured use of logic to support an untenable claim.
2. A reference to the infamous Youtube user who goes by the username, Shockofgod. The syndrome is so named because Shockofgod is renowned for mutilating basic logic.
"Johnny is suffering from Shockofgod Syndrome because he demonstrates a complete lack of understanding regarding X, Y, and Z propositions."
"Give proof and evidence that atheism is accurate and correct." This is Shockofgod's basic challenge to all atheists. The question itself is full of tautologies, a very basic misunderstanding of what atheism actually is, and no understanding of the burden of proof. Dozens of atheists have posted responses to his question detailing the problems with the question itself. Instead of answering the objections to his own question, Shockofgod simply ignores these objections, declares victory, and goes home, à la George Bush II.
The only answer atheists have been able to wring out of him, so far, was in the form of a twisted use of the burden of proof where he stated that the burden is on the atheist because Christians outnumber atheists, which may also be a case of argumentum ad populum.
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a person who normaly is prober but when gets mad acts like a wild nigga (getto)
Martin:whays wrong with charles he when i saw him he was acting like those black people down in sounth austin?
Cladicus:i feel he came down with a bad case of nigga syndrome
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The effect that afflicts every MLB superstar: the Yankees sign him and he then turns into a mediocre player.
Alex rodriguez has Yankees syndrome
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the square feeling of your butt after you've been sitting in the same position for far too long.
Hillary: (gets up from chair she's been sitting in for hours) "Ow! I have spongebob syndrome!"
Kristina: "What's that?"
Hillary: "When you've been sitting the same way for too long, and when you get up your butt feels square."
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