tanning the hide

A viking term for sex

Person A: Dude I was tanning the hide with Starr today!
Person B: Wow Brett, your a badass.

Asher Tan

Too much bones in ma hand. Rolling bones. might get a harem

Girl 1: Asher Tan is so hot, he has 206 bones in his hand

Girl 2: OMG lets join his haram

tan linda

so cute/pretty but in spanish ofc

you: *posts on your main story for the first time in months*

random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan linda😍"

Bourbon Tan

When someones face is obnoxiously red from drinking too much Bourbon

Did you see Kyles face? He has the Bourbon Tan going

yano tan

absolute awsome person, is very adorable and smart.

yano tan is an awsome person

Tan-Tan

Short for Tangent Territory

Yo AJ (Alex Jones), your’e in tan-tan.
Bruh that’s tan-tan for me…

tan tan

literally perfect in all shapes and forms and emotions and feelings and everything. perfect.

guy1: "tan tan has such a cute smile"
guy2: "yes, it is the golden ratio of smiles"